This train often derails into the salty tears of Rumbelle infested waters. You'll find me to be a masochistic ball of horrific angst.
If you have anything you wanna talk about, please feel free! It is literally impossible to shock or disturb me. If you knew the level of deranged I operate at, you wouldn't be here. But feel free to try, that's always a fun game!
Apparently I am the sex guru. Come to me with your intimate inquiries.
Look at him. Lookathim. Who would point a bloody sword at this?? Who would send this to fight a fucking ogre?? Who would bloody well leave this??? LOOKIT THIS PRECIOUS BABY ANGEL WHO WOULD WANT TO HURT THIS FUCKING WHO.