May 2012
sidneymarieg:
Children in a Disney Store;
Me in a Disney Store;
3 tags
You know what nobody ever expects?
conquistawhore:
tardisblueimpala:
The Spanish Inquisition.
“But everyone disappears, no matter who loves them.”
– Dave Eggers, What Is the What
(via burningbox)
“But everyone disappears, no matter who loves them.”
– Dave Eggers, What Is the What
(via burningbox)
if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
“Elegance with a dash of vulgarity is ideal.”
– Dita Von Teese (via burningbox)
optionallygrammatical:
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
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Grr, Argh: OUAT: an episode guide →
nerds-are-in:
1.01- Oh Look, a Clock 1.02- Super Ultimate Mother Bitchfight 1.03- Snowing Feels 1.04- Pregnancy is Bad 1.05- Swan Queen Shipping Begins 1.06- Dragons and Shit 1.07- Goodbye, Attractive Irish Wolfman 1.08- Bad Knife is Bad 1.09- Regina has Boobs 1.10- Fuck You, King George (aka More Snowing…
cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
Emma: OK guys, now that the curse is broken, I’ve been flipping through Henry’s book and I have some new ground rules.
Emma: Under no circumstances is anyone to take any advice from Archie because he obviously has no idea what he’s doing.
Emma: These illustrations seem to show some correlation between wardrobe size and level of evil, so watch out for that.
Emma: And, here’s the biggie-- stop entrusting really important information and responsibility to kids too young to vote.
Emma: Now, if you need me, I’m going to be destroying the towns’ apple supply.
“Aren’t all these notes the senseless writhings of a man who won’t accept the...”
– C.S. Lewis, A Grief Observed (via gabriellemarie93)
